Wide awake, my mistake
So predictable
You were fake, I was great
Nothing personal

I’m walking
Who’s laughing now?
(Who’s laughing, who’s laughing now?)
I’m wasted, wasting time
You talk for hours
But you’re wasting lines
A pretty face but the chase
Ain’t worth the prize

I’m gonna break your little heart
Watch you take the fall
Laughing all the way to the hospital
‘Cause there’s nothing surgery can do
When I break your little heart in two
I’m gonna break your little heart in two

Party queen, cause a scene
So ridiculous
Little dress, maybe less
So conspicuous

You’re falling
Who’s crashing now?
(Who’s crashing, who’s crashing now?)
I’m wasted, wasting time
I’m moving on
But you’re left behind
A pretty face with the chace
Ain’t worth the price

I’m gonna break your little heart
Watch you take the fall
Laughing all the way to the hospital
‘Cause there’s nothing surgery can do
I’m gonna break your little heart
Show you to the door
Sew yourself shut
Now you’re begging for more
‘Cause there’s nothing surgery can do
When I break your little heart in two

Don’t be so sentimental, no
This is love is accidental, so
Give it up
This was never meant to be
More than a memory for you

I’m gonna break your little heart
Watch you take the fall
Laughing all the way to the hospital
‘Cause there’s nothing surgery can do
(When I break your little heart in two)
I’m gonna break your little heart
Show you to the door
Sew yourself shut
Now you’re begging for more
‘Cause there’s nothing surgery can do
When I break your little heart in two

How do I,
Get through one night without you?
If I had to live without you,
What kind of life would that be?
Oh, I…
I need you in my arms, need you to hold,
You’re my world, my heart, my soul,
If you ever leave,
Baby you would take away everything good in my life,
And tell me now
How do I live without you?
I want to know,
How do I breathe without you?
If you ever go,
How do I ever, ever survive?
How do I, how do I, oh how do I live?
Without you,
There’d be no sun in my sky,
There would be no love in my life,
There’d be no world left for me.
And I,
Baby I don’t know what I would do,
I’d be lost if I lost you,
If you ever leave,
Baby you would take away everything real in my life,
And tell me now,
How do I live without you?
I want to know,
How do I breathe without you?
If you ever go,
How do I ever, ever survive?
How do I, how do I, oh how do I live?
Please tell me baby,
How do I go on?
If you ever leave,
Baby you would take away everything,
I need you with me,
Baby don’t you know that you’re everything,
Good in my life?
And tell me now,
How do I live without you,
I want to know,
How do I breathe without you?
If you ever go,
How do I ever, ever survive?
How do I, how do I, oh how do I live?
How do I live without you?
How do I live without you baby?

Well sebenernya ini agak mengganggu gue karena gue merasa dipermalukan gak tanggung2. Tapi yah gakpapa lah namanya juga manusia gue lupain aja nih kejadian. Tapi sebelumnya gue mau sharing aja sedikit.
Oke kita mulai. Gue dipermalukan sama Raditya Dika -_- iya bener. Sama author buku Marmut Merah Jambu. Author buku Kambingjantan. Seseorang yg gue kagumi. Oke, gue kagum sama bukunya kok. Bukan sama orangnya hehe peace bang.
Ceritanya begini, jadi malem2 gue lagi gak ada kerjaan aja sambil online twitter. Saat itu masih jam 9 kurang semenit ya lima menit lah. Bang Raditya Dika muncul di timeline gue (karena gue emang follow dia). Berarti dia lagi online kan. Nah gue iseng doang mention ke dia ‘@radityadika bang boleh nanya gak, bang dika pake  apa?’ Dan beberapa menit kemudian, yang gue tanyain itu jawab ‘harum sari. RT @clrsa: bang boleh nanya gak, bang dika pake  apa?’

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Gue awalnya gak ngeh sama jawabannya. Beberapa detik kemudian muncul 5 mention ke gue yg pertama. Isinya adalah ketawa semua. Ada yg nulis ‘ngakak sampe guling2’ ‘maksudnya blekberi itu bang, jadi ini hasil kuliah di australi?’ ‘LOL *ngakak*’ ‘MBK aja bang jgn harum sari’ ‘wanginya nyengat bgt bang kayak mbak2 LOL’ ‘HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA’.
Dan yang paling kejam: ‘pertanyaannya boleh tuh bang dimasukin ke buku loe selanjutnya wakakak’ ‘ngakak malem2 sambil guling2 baca tweet ini’ ‘bang dika emg jenius ya’

Wadefak -_-

Gua ngomel2 sendiri di twitter gua karena dalam waktu 6 menit, ada sekitar 150 mention dateng ke gua dan isinya adalah tertawaan semua. Malah sampe ada yg mention langsung ke gua: ‘gpp lah biar eksis mbak =)’ ‘abis pertanyaannya kocak sih gak etis hahaha piss’ ‘sabar ya lumayan jd terkenal tuh’

Masyaampun -,- gue cuma bertanya iseng, gak ada maksud apa2 lagi.

Gak cuma menit2 itu, bahkan 20 menit kemudian mention ke gue masih masuk aja. Ya isinya sama, tertawaan semua.
Gue jujur aja malu semalu2nya, padahal gue nanya baik2 dan cukup jelas. Mungkin raditya dikanya emang sengaja bikin lawakan. Yaudah lah biarin aja.

Biarpun begitu gua masih tetep follow tuh makhluk (peace ^^v)
Oke cukup sekian pengalaman memalukan gue. Au revoir :)

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